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Recent Study Shows 150 Million Bangladeshis Are SEO Experts—Even the Traffic Jams Are Optimized
Dhaka, Bangladesh — A new study reveals that 60% of Bangladesh’s population, or 150 million people, are now SEO experts. From street vendors optimizing for “best jhalmuri near me” to babies being born with meta tag knowledge, SEO has become a national pastime. Traffic jams? Perfectly optimized on Google Maps. School kids? Ranking blogs between […]
Elon Musk Confirms “SEO Is Dead”; Funeral to Be Held in Tesla’s Backyard
San Francisco, CA — Chaos erupted in the digital marketing world today as Elon Musk, billionaire innovator and full-time internet provocateur, delivered a devastating blow to SEOs everywhere. Taking to Twitter, Musk declared, “SEO is dead. Cause of death: overused buzzwords, algorithm whiplash, and far too many ‘How to Rank #1’ blog posts.” Within minutes, […]
