Dhaka, Bangladesh — A new study reveals that 60% of Bangladesh’s population, or 150 million people, are now SEO experts. From street vendors optimizing for “best jhalmuri near me” to babies being born with meta tag knowledge, SEO has become a national pastime.

Traffic jams? Perfectly optimized on Google Maps. School kids? Ranking blogs between classes. Even Neil Patel reportedly called for advice but was told, “Sorry, bhai, we’re busy.”

While global SEO gurus are panicking, Sundar Pichai sighed, “We’re outnumbered. Google might just start ranking by vibes now.”

If your traffic dips, don’t blame the algorithm—blame Bangladesh.